I bet you thought this would be a juicy post full of scandalous information! I am going to actually write about dirty laundry. As many of you know, Mike and I do not have access to a washer and dryer. Before I moved out here, my flat in Ann Arbor had a washer and dryer. I had not been to the laundromat since college, and I graduated from grad school 10 years ago!
I am always cranky about going there. It just sucks. We have bought underwear, socks, and other articles of clothing to avoid going for a few more days. I can not tell you how many pairs of undwear I own, but I think it is close to 50 pairs. We average one trip a month there, and we bring shitloads of laundry when we go. It tends to be crowded and incredibly annoying to me. We go late at night during the week to avoid the biggest crowds. When you have huge loads, you need the big machines. People tell me I should drop it off and use a service, but I suppose I am kinda a control freak about it. As it was last night, we spent over 20 dollars to do our own, but we washed about 180 pounds of laundry (as measured by the machines).
The past couple of years we have been using a "good" laundromat. It is the newest around and the biggest. They usually have a TV on, and lite rock is piped in. One of the things that bothers me in there is the local lite rock station. We usually time our trip to coincide with a certain radio program where the host reads advice out of women's magazine and calls it "Intelligence for your life". It is not as if they are discussing Proust! http://www.tesh.com
Adding insult to injury, I almost always hear this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-zBMpJJhXY
Oh well, it still beats when the doowop show was on and it sounded like dogs were howling. We need to buy a house now! I told Mike I will stretch my laundry to the closing date!
8 comments:
180 pounds of laundry?!?!?
Holy crap!
KC
Holy crap is right, maybe I could get a washer/dryer for Christmas and put it on the porch. I guess I can hold out for house closings though.
Whew, you might want to check the Guinness Book of World records for the heaviest laundry if they have that category there...that is a pretty impressive load!
-M
LMAO... John Tesh, mom will be so proud! He does have some great advice in an obvious kind of way. I think he probably told you at one point how its unhygienic to wear your underwear if washed at a public laundry.
The "light rock" station here is more modern. Every time I am in the room when it is turned on, it seems to ALWAYS be playing this
song .
-P
I'd rather hear that one than Elton John and Kiki Dee.
I swear to God my white stuff just gets dirtier every time we go there. There are horrible flourescent lights that make my socks and tshirts look absolutely filthy.
That dang EJ and Kiki Dee tune has been stuck in my head for two days now.
J thinks the song is a comedy.
-P
If you watch the video it sure is.
I will check the Guiness book - I have 1977 and the current editions
A
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