Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Platinum Janet

I am so high rollin'. The first piece of evidence I received was in the mail today. It was inviting me to test drive a Maserati. Then I opened my email, and here was the message beckoning me

Please find your free issue of Gold Investor Weekly

Wow, do I feel exclusive! I have no idea that I fit the Maserati demographic. I suppose I should stop going to Target, the laundromat, and eating a bagged lunch. I deserve better.

1 comment:

P & M said...

I guess I would have preferred those kinds of letter than the one I get.I keep getting stuff about psoriasis and the worse part about it is that they keep implying that I am suffering of it...I don't know how I got in on that mailing list but I definitely would rather not...urgh!