Backstory

Here is the story that goes along with yesterday's expressive quote. Over the weekend we went to Whole Foods, and Mike found some coupons towards cheese. He was excited to try something fancy and new, so he picked out a couple to try. The past day or two, our fridge has been sort of smelly. We rifled through, but nothing obvious revealed itself. Last night I heard Mike laughing in the kitchen. He had pulled out one of the cheeses he bought and realized that was the cause of the smell. He had not even unwrapped it. The cheese was unwrapped which became a biological weapon. It smelled like the fromagerie in Paris, and the rind would have received a top prize at the science fair. He even tried it, but it was inedible. We had to put it outside in the garbage last night and Mike had to brush his whole mouth out after the experience (I suggested tossing his toothbrush too). So beware of the cheese!